Goobs

A person that is the complete opposite of funny.Often overuses the words : noob-gay-UNGAY ME-

This guy is really unfunny.He's just goobs

by BLUDZVCH July 17, 2018

Goob

If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.

You goob
Your such a goober
Ok then you goob

by Scotbot February 7, 2019

Goob

The god and creator of all goobers. Usually worshipped and praised by goobers, leader of the religion “Goobism”, all goobers and the Goob live in “weeb land”

“The Goob is so amazing isn’t he/she”
“All hail the Goob”

by The Goob himself September 30, 2018

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018

Goob

A form of BDSM where the dominant party uses peanut shells to dry the submissive party.

You're all clean. Time to goob you.

by Batfuck June 6, 2018

Goobs

an individual who is a complete and utter weirdo, background character, loser, NPC.

Did you hear that Ben took his ex back after she cheated? what a goobs!

by 2UBCStudents February 21, 2023

goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 12, 2023