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Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.
Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025
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Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.
Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.
by TheHairy July 21, 2025
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GooB

Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.

Are you a GooB too?
Goobs Unite!
Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?
by anonymous June 14, 2022
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Goob

Derives from the greatest NFT project the world has ever seen. Goober. Goob can replace every word in the English language. Having a great day? Don't describe it as fantastic...use Goobtastic! Join the movement.
Friend: Hey! How was your day?
Me: Absolutely Goobtastic!!!!FFF
by TioTony August 30, 2021
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Goobs

A person that is the complete opposite of funny.Often overuses the words : noob-gay-UNGAY ME-
This guy is really unfunny.He's just goobs
by BLUDZVCH July 17, 2018
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goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.
"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"
by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024
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Goob

Someone trash a fortnite on the extreme level.
Yooo that kid is trash, he’s a goob
by jelllyks December 2, 2019
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