Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

gobble and cheese

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese

damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster August 15, 2006

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

gibble gobble

a very intelligent man with a large dynamite penis, often has a lot of experience with hairy men. if you ever encounter a gibble gobble run the fuck away

random ass kid: maaaan that gibble gobble tried seducing me

by tree sucking cock master February 28, 2023

gobble donkey

A chick that is know for giving head to just about anyone

She's a gobble donkey, dude. All my boys got head from her.

by Trick August 16, 2016

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022