Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

by Bankenfeur May 22, 2009

Dirty Giraffe

a person that sits in the mud all day then when it's dinner time and thinks it can come inside and eat.

That dirty giraffe is not going to be eating next to aunt Edna tonight or any other night without showering first

by Uda Idiot December 27, 2011

Punch a Giraffe

The act of being angry at something or someone. Used to describe anger.

I am so mad I could punch a giraffe

by Malachai04 April 16, 2008

Giraffed

To grab a straw with your tongue before sucking your drink up. Usually in a revolting manner.

Person A- Oh my god that is so nasty. Look at the way Amy giraffed that Pepsi!
Person B- I'm not even thirsty anymore.

by fudgepopper November 5, 2010

Giraffeater

A female who enjoys the taste of blood, especially of the animal variety.

Hey A, did you see that girl? She must be from the African wilderness because she was tearing into some guy's throat on the dance floor. She must be a giraffeater.

by PdrugE March 5, 2011

giraffe legs

A girl with long ass legs up to her neck

Dammnnnnn that bitch had them giraffe legs

by Hippiejordy October 14, 2013