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Get off my lawn

The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.
Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1
by Honkbalpet December 11, 2010
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Get off my skiis

Phrase used in a derogatory fashion to deter one from copying or following another's actions.
When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase
by El Diablo fin August 26, 2009
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Get off my sweep

The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)

Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.

Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)

Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!

Idiot: This is my place?

Sweeper: ...
by Ken Bratz May 5, 2011
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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022
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get off my bone

"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."
by Captain Cheesewhiz January 11, 2012
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Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015
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Get off my grass

*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*

Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick

Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!

Bob: get off my grass joe

Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*
by Jamal’s Hood May 19, 2019
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