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Geordie lass

Geordie- A resident of Newcastle, England, (but also includes some Geordie wannabes from all areas around Newcastle)

Lass- What they call girls and women

A GEORDIE LASS is usually found drunk, hanging around the back of a nightclub, after a quick shag and maybe a kebab. Nobody understands what they say, despite claiming to speak English like the rest of the country (with the exception of Liverpool)

Appearance- Orange from fake tanning/ tanning beds, awfully greasy hair, just basically ugly and really in need of a wash. Sometimes however, Geordie Lasses with decent faces can sleep their way to fame, as demonstrated by the chav with money Cheryl Cole, who has (*thank jesus) now gone to annoy America.

A clear example of these girls can be seen in the television programme 'geordie shore'

However, a Geordie Lass should not be confused with 'a girl from Newcastle'
Holly Hagan

"Geordie lass Holly Hagan has admitted that she is planning to have another boob job and wants her breasts to eventually be “three sizes bigger” than they are now.

The ‘Geordie Shore’ star has already had breast augmentation and flashed the results of her first procedure on the opening episode of the MTV reality TV show. However, she thinks her bust size is still too modest and wants another boost as soon as possible."

- vicky pattison
- charlotte letitia

etcetera
by TheNicestOne June 28, 2011
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Geodude

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
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gerd

The gerds are like flocking to Stod-Chung.
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Gerda

Girl nerd.

A girl that does things typical of a boy that has tape rotting on his eyeglasses.
That gerd chews her pencils and takes forever to get off the class computer.
She is Gerda she acts like a boy.
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geordie

A different spelling of Jordy. Possibly the best way to spell the name, but definantly not as cool as the REAL Geordies. I'm sure as hell moving there.
Teach: Do you go by Jordan?
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...
by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005
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gerodiaz

Gerodiaz is one of the rarest names in the world, and surely is the holder of the name. They are known to be very elegant in some ways that they can also be described as pure perfection and beauty. It came from the name "Herod" or "Herodias" who plays an important part in the Bible. They are very kind but should not be taken for granted because they are not that forgiving and sometimes ruthless.
Boy: What's your surname?
Girl: Gerodiaz.
Boy: Suits you perfectly, miss.
by MissHellaAngelique August 17, 2021
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geoods

multiple items that are geooda, geood, or good.
a slang expression for beer or alcohol.
opposite of baids.
"I've got the geoods."

"Dude, what the hell, I had a fridgeful of geoods last night, but that dick hole drank em all."
by Kev and Andy January 9, 2006
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