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Geordie- A resident of Newcastle, England, (but also includes some Geordie wannabes from all areas around Newcastle)

Lass- What they call girls and women

A GEORDIE LASS is usually found drunk, hanging around the back of a nightclub, after a quick shag and maybe a kebab. Nobody understands what they say, despite claiming to speak English like the rest of the country (with the exception of Liverpool)

Appearance- Orange from fake tanning/ tanning beds, awfully greasy hair, just basically ugly and really in need of a wash. Sometimes however, Geordie Lasses with decent faces can sleep their way to fame, as demonstrated by the chav with money Cheryl Cole, who has (*thank jesus) now gone to annoy America.

A clear example of these girls can be seen in the television programme 'geordie shore'

However, a Geordie Lass should not be confused with 'a girl from Newcastle'
Holly Hagan

"Geordie lass Holly Hagan has admitted that she is planning to have another boob job and wants her breasts to eventually be “three sizes bigger” than they are now.

The ‘Geordie Shore’ star has already had breast augmentation and flashed the results of her first procedure on the opening episode of the MTV reality TV show. However, she thinks her bust size is still too modest and wants another boost as soon as possible."

- vicky pattison
- charlotte letitia

etcetera
by TheNicestOne June 25, 2011
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