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Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"
by Tallness October 29, 2009
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geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
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genser

Genser is the norwegian word for Sweater.
In norwegian:"Jeg skal bare ta på meg en genser først."

In english:"I'm just gonna put on my sweater."
by HilsenMOM February 17, 2017
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geisexual

An existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.
Hey man, get that hand off your dick, people will think you are geisexual.
by BigJoAnus July 10, 2017
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geyseris

a mob found in the nightmare realm
there's a geyseris
by 2 snowy 4 u May 12, 2020
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Geisterspiel

A "Geisterspiel" is a football game without fans. The term could be translated as "ghost game", but as the Bundesliga started first, it's called a Geisterspiel.

If any players contract the Corona-virus and die of it, their ghosts might haunt the managers of the Bundesliga and it might aquire another meaning, too, but that is to be seen.
On the 16th of may, the Bundesliga resumed with the first Geisterspiel.
by mapamundi May 16, 2020
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Gieser

Another name to God/ nameless king/ King of Valhalla/ made in el verdadero calentón Puerto Rico.
Gieser is just a name
by The King of Valhalla June 13, 2021
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