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Gaaked

When you cast a turn 2 Hogaak and finish on thier face and hit them with the Gaak.
I finished on thier face and then hit them in the face with an 8/8 trample for 0 mana. They just got Gaaked.
by Jayce121 August 18, 2019
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Gacked

Being gacked means to be horrendously intoxicated and high at the same time. It is like being crossfaded but on a much worse level. You cannot truly describe what feeling “gacked” is like until you actually get to that level.

The best way to describe being gacked is feeling disgusting, on a different planet, unable to speak or walk, vague memory of the present, almost unachievable motor functions, nausea, headache, dry mouth and sore throat.

Key things to pay attention to are droopy eyes, unable to lock on or focus on certain things, sounds are distorted and completely distant, speaking to people is an almost impossible task as you can’t pay attention, and a tingly nose are usually good sign.

People who are at this level are people you need to be careful of, they are not blacked out but are useless and can be hurt or taken advantage of.

Gacked people usually look like they are sleeping in an uncomfortable fashion. They can see, but their eyes are barely open, their mouths are usually wide open as well. Responses are just grunts and head nods and it’s almost impossible to move them.

When you take care of someone at this level, make sure you lay them on their back or side and sleep close to them as they may wake up and vomit.
Ty: I have no idea what happened last night man.

Jase: You were gacked. That’s why.

Ty: Seriously? What do you mean?

Jase: You looked dead, you were hanging over the arm rest of the couch and couldn’t talk or move.

Ty: Shit man. I feel horrible, don’t let me get to that point again.
by SpazzMoto September 10, 2019
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Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way
That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door
by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019
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Gunked

So happy about something you can't concentrate
bro I'm so fucking gunked about the trip
by sloppy skin May 23, 2020
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Gacked

Guy 1: omg bruh you look so fucking Gacked Rn Fr

Guy 2: omg bro I feel gacked as shit Rn, got any gumm?
by AnonymousSally September 6, 2020
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Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.
Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.
by Преп December 31, 2020
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gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
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