Gaspard Ulliel

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!

Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!

by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008

Gasphetti

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')

1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"

by fronkzippo January 23, 2010

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

smoking gasoline

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot

Oh, he be smoking gasoline!

by Laxer88 June 28, 2017

gassy

- easily agitated
- explosive
- anal
- salty
- toxic
- unpleasant

Damn... why are you so gassy today?

by Pap¡ January 17, 2017

Gas fade

To pitch in for gas, to put your equal share in.

You can drive but I got you on gas fade.

by angelii mesha September 19, 2010

gas/poo complex

after a having too much dairy, beans, or just sitting too long you have to go to the bathroom and instead of nice clean turds you spew out what is known as a "gas/poo complex" - characterized by intermittent clumps of solid logs, tiny floaters, and farts.

i'm lactose intolerant but i couldn't help but eat that pint of ice cream anyway, as a result the next day i formed a gas/poo complex

by outerbanx December 29, 2008