Goo Goo Muck

The band "The Cramps" made a song called "Goo Goo Muck"

It's a horny teenager who is ready to mingle and will take what they can get.
They might even make animal noises at girls, because they're so horny.

They roam the streets, but aim for the sheets.

A goo goo muck: "When the sun goes down and the moon goes up, I turn into a teenage goo goo muck."

Every girl on the strees: "Run for your lives!"

by Kawaii Monkey December 8, 2022

Goo Hole

An extremely slippery vagina after having sexual intercourse, composed of the residue from both parties.

Quick, get me a towel to wipe my goo hole before it drips down my legs!

by Da Den July 26, 2012

Goo gun

Goo Gun; n. The male genitalia, so named for its ability to eject bodily fluids.

Chicho "How did it go last night?"
Joe "I assaulted her with my goo gun!"

by Joe Henkelman September 30, 2006

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

Goo Machine

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

by bacon69 February 6, 2010

goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 March 11, 2011