gander

a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)

Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.

by Light Joker December 10, 2005

fartma gandhi

Someone who tries to end hatred and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Well done fartma gandhi, the world is at peace but it sure is stinky

by dickie_bird August 24, 2008

Fartma Gandhi

Someone who attempts to resolve conflicts and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Bill and Ted are having a very heated argument that is about to erupt in to a fight. Before it gets out of hand David sees an opening and jumps in the middle to lets an award winning fart. The fart is so smelly that Bill and Ted are simply forced to walk away. David is now considered fartma gandhi.

by yoyomah! October 8, 2008

gone like Gandhi

gone quickly or gone and not recoverable

Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.

by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010

Gand

(Hindi) Ass. Entire ass cheeks, including the asshole.

Teri Gand mar dunga/lunga !!! "I will screw you bad" "Meri tau gand lag gayi" I got screwed.

by Chutiyon ka Sardar January 16, 2004

glandular disorder

Something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. Most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.

"Nobody will date me because I'm fat!!!", Jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another Ho-Ho in her mouth.

"Did you ever try a diet?",Paula asked.

"No, you don't understand. I have a glandular disorder, now pass the deep fried Twinkies!", Jeanie yelled.

by Chani K. July 6, 2006

Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010