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Educated Fucktardiot
An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.
An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.
They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,
getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time
comprehending why they screw things up.
True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can
prove to be annoying as hell..
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.
An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.
They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,
getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time
comprehending why they screw things up.
True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can
prove to be annoying as hell..
Educated Fucktardiot by Pop-O-Matik August 30, 2013
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Embred Fucktard
a dumb ass head from alabama an embred fucktard usually drives a honda, vapes, and fucks his cousin. the dumb shit liped assbags are found in the methlab fucking there blood cousins.
Embred Fucktard by TheBigStoner420 December 3, 2018
fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards
When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
fucktardious
fucktardious by charmaineee March 12, 2008
Fucktardlicous
A word created by a very smart girl who's exboyfriend was obsessed with the word Fucktard and so she added the suffix licous to the end to make a word describing how groovy some fucktards can be.
Woahhhh that guyss so fucktardlicous. Oooftt i wouldd ;)
Fucktardlicous by ThatsHowMaddyRolls09 July 21, 2009