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fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness
this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!
fucktardious by charmaineee March 12, 2008

Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.
I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
Fucktardious by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014

fucktardalicious 

When food tastes so good, the only word for it is an amalgamation of 3 common curse words.

Usually used in conjunction with the munchies.
Bro 1: Damn man, these dorritos are fucktardalicious!

Bro 2: You know what would be fucktardalicious? A grand cup of tea!!!

Bro 1: YESSS! Definitely!!

fucktardilicious 

intellectual property
these copyright issues are fucktardilicious.
fucktardilicious by phex January 5, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026