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Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.
"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."
by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011
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foster care

AGAINST: a way of punishing children through the ages of infants to 18 (and sometimes older) for what their parents did

FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds
non-f-kid: my dad yelled at me for notmowing the lawn
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain
by leetenaciously June 9, 2005
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frosted cumflakes

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.
by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013
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Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit
I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after
by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022
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Frost Man

A large, ice based robot in Dr. Wily's forces. Not exactly the brightest of the bunch.
Frost Man cried out, "I'll crush you! I'll make a popsicle of you!"
by Marz October 30, 2003
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frostchomp

similar to frostbite, but involves severe temperature reduction to the entire body.
i locked him in the kitchen freezer, hes so gonna get frostchomp
by lefty_steele November 29, 2007
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frost her cupcakes

Daryl 1: I heard you hooked up with a girl
Daryl 2: Yeah she let me frost her cupcakes
by jkels32 February 18, 2014
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