What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.

What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,

by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011

my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”

A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.

by Juliet.whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot May 17, 2021

floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.

Daniel has a floating head.

by Daniel May 24, 2004

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

fathing

A term to describe an action that is truly heinous. Fathing can be used to describe any unacceptable action. It can also be used to mean ruining something. It can be a sexual action as well.

Did you see catherine last night? She was fathing around in the backseat.

by filthyfathycathy January 6, 2012

Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.

Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.

by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009

frosting covered chocolate taco

the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!

I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.

by dirtyjoesixpack69 April 15, 2009