Freezie

A Male or female someone you conversate with or someone that gives you dough (money), tricks on you but not your girlfriend or boyfriend

Yo Joe is my new freezie

by S.dot December 23, 2003

freezipating

Being very very cold

"its 'kin freezipating in here!"

by Xiolablue July 10, 2005

Freezid

freezid: like frigid but to a extreme (freezer not fridge )

"wow, she's completely freezid"

by fred abc May 24, 2009

freezivore

Someone whose diet does not consist of real food, but mainly of freezer products such as toaster strudels, hot pockets, frozen pizza, and pizza rolls.

Ryan: Hey Nick what did you have to eat today?

Nick: A toaster strudel, some taquitos, and a hot pocket!

Ryan: Wow man you're such a freezivore!

by WxBORG November 18, 2013

Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015