Flemmy

fat bastard who is extremely bitter

Why are you such a flemmy? I hate you.

by jimmy123456789 August 3, 2007

Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

fleming

Like 'rimming' and 'felching', 'fleming' is a gay term - used to describe the gay act of having another man's cock on your shoulder.

"Hey, stop reading over my shoulder!
But while you're there, you may as well
give me a little fleming."

by Wordsaurus April 8, 2009

Floe

Another word for floor said in a slang way.

I was sitting on the floe.

by Kriss&Te April 24, 2008

Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.

"That's the joke, Fleming."

by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008

flemish

A) The Dutch dialect spoken in parts of Belgium.

B) A product or person from Belgium.

A)
Person One: "Do you speak Flemish?"
Person Two; "No but I do speak Dutch."
Person One: "Close enough!"

B) "Want to go get some Flemish fries at Manneken Pis?"

by Chickee September 6, 2005

Flemwhore

A filthy disease-ridden whore that lives in or around Flemington, NJ.

I got drunk and stuck my tongue in that Flemwhore's ass again.

by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003