by DontCallEmLoso July 12, 2011
Get the Flopping mug.Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
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A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.
Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.
by michaellondon April 4, 2015
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by Elianiray July 4, 2016
Get the floating memory mug.When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
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