freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder

Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

by Kim March 22, 2005

Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.

Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!

by Coldra September 14, 2011

freezer dick

the act of freezing your penis to the point of it becoming a popsicle or some other thing you would usually keep in the freezer.

dude dub look out you'll get freezer dick!

by RivyD November 21, 2006

Freezer Burn

A burn which makes no sence or is lame!

Person 1: What's up with having sex with pie?
Person 2: Iunno, whats up with your FACE! BURN
Person 3: You fuckin' idiot that's a freezer burn.
Person 1: For sure...

by Timatayo! October 6, 2006

freezerkill

Packaged, commercially prepared frozen food for the mass marketplace.

I was too busy to bother with lunch, so I nuked some freezerkill and kept going.

by Natalie S. September 21, 2008

freezeridity

the combination of freezing weather and low humidity, usually involved with frigid winter weather, and normally below zero weather! (Ohio, Alaska, Antartica)

Yo, I walked outside today and was like; It is Freezeridity out here, so I walked back inside and said to hell with school!

by Goldi J February 17, 2007