Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010

flakin

Bullshitting around, not doing what was expected,

"You said you were going to do it, so why you flakin son!"

by crimelord April 15, 2016

Fläskkäft

Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).

- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.

Etc. Etc.

by Torve June 15, 2010

flakelord

Someone who flakes to the extreme.

Josh: "Hey is Don coming over like he promised"
Katie: "I will send him a text to see"
... 3 hours later ...
Katie: "He is not replying"
Josh: "Oh, he's being a flakelord again"
Katie: "Yup"

by Sharon_Cox September 5, 2014

flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E

1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”

by anklenoise June 9, 2020

Flake

A form of cocaine that is stronger/more pure/better. It will be more expensive but much better.

It's 2 for 50 of the normal stuff or flake is 60 for 1

by The taxi man July 25, 2018

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012