Flange

Commonly misused collective term for a group of baboons. Has since been adopted by the Scientific community due to its publication and usage in otherwise professional documents.

The correct collective tem for baboons is a 'troop' or 'congress'.

Origin credited to Richard Curtis, comedy writer. The word was used in a 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' comedy sketch entitled "Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla", purely for comedic effect. Gerald was played by Rowan Atkinson. The sketch also starred film director and comedian Mel Smith.
Whoop is now also used as a baboon collective term, due to appearing in the same sketch.
NTNON was a popular UK sketch show in the 1980s.

Flange Baboons Richard Curtis Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla Rowan Atkinson Mel Smith

by rendevous August 17, 2009

fanger

a lad who prefers the company of a mot rather than being chill with fellow lads. a fanger may be labelled as such due to displaying a sly or secretive attitude concerning his womanising ways to the lads, and will in most cases be made an example of.

facebook status by jilted lad friend: "james, the fanger, is on a date right now. Fang. Er."

comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."

by Leeeeem February 25, 2010

Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.

"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"

by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014

flangetta

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco

"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"

by Borne September 23, 2004

fanger

Arkansas slang for 'finger'

Hey, Cledus, come see if my fanger is infected.

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

Flandering

The act of proselytizing or evangelizing, usually with an annoyingly humble and self-deprecating demeanor. Derived from the name of popular cartoon character Ned Flanders.

They are a sport-shirted, discomforted lot, pacing, puffing feverishly on cigarettes, perspiring freely and flandering furiously. —Misquote of Nicholas Dawidoff, Sports Illustrated, 19 Aug. 1991

by goddamnitwhyareallthenamestakn January 6, 2012

Cange The [Flange]

A man with a steel universal beam (I-beam or girder) as a penis

"I am Cange The Flange and I have my brown wings!" proclaimed Rob to a crowd of unsuspecting law students.

by Fransball March 27, 2009