Failboat

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

by Captian Jack Dawson July 23, 2009

filopa

another word for a hot steaming load of cum

did u hear that sara took a whole mouthful of brandons filopa

by joey21 February 15, 2006

Fibbon

A person who is a over confident loser and talks about his/her fucking huge hands and how good he/she is with it. He/she also tends to talk about his/her blind rage which they have never had. A fibbon also talks about how intelligent he/she is even though they are a complete moron and the evidence that he/she gives is completeley idiotic, stupid, lame and not relevant. He/she complains about private schools and how lame they are and public schools are much better because there is a fight on everyday and he/she thinks he is the god of fighting even though he/she has never been in a fight. Also he/she has a shemale/dyke for a girl friend and shows off about it. A fibbon also tends to say "literally" a lot and brings a zippo lighter to school making him/her self think that they are so hardcore and god like. A fibbon does not like getting wet objets or things shoved in his/her ear.

Person A: is that a lighter I see in your hand??
Person B: Yer, so...
Person A: OMG your such a fibbon
Person B: Shut up or I'll kick your arse with my fucking huge hands because I am about to go into a blind rage
Person A: ..... you serious

by cucamonga22 December 28, 2005

failbook

Facebook, 2007 Edition.

It used to be alright when it was for elitist university/college students but sometime during mid-2007, everyone and anyone and their grandmother joined it, and then it became equally as gay as myspace.

And as for the "you've been bitten" / "how attention-whorey am i" applications, they only add to the fail and AIDS that failbook is.

1.
guy: how many friends do you have on facebook?
other guy: over 9000
16-year old girl: i have way more than that, have u added me yet?
me: failbook is for douche bags and emos

by me_2k9 May 27, 2009

fillobologg

The noise made when one stumble's over one's words when speaking too quickly, producing a sound that cannot be understood by anyone

Man trying to say "feeling a bit grogg" may say instead "fillobologg"

by egghead January 18, 2004

FiloMist

Mysterious Philosopher

Greatness

Potentiality

The dude work on his own.
He's a filomist.

by hodzact April 8, 2008

filogic

The act of introducing somthing new, that is cool and related to computers

i then amazed myself by implementing this new code instead how filogic is that.

by Cubicle-kobra May 19, 2008