Feloopus

When your sag becomes too strong and your penis becomes exposed so you proceed to nut all over the street.

Lmao, Daquan just Feloopused in front of Sharkiesha.

by Declorabis May 13, 2016

Felopateer

slow; not very bright

You are Felopateer

by hahendkxksozkxmmdjdf November 26, 2021

NF Felon

1) an NFL star who has been indicted on a felony charge

2) An obsessed football fan/onetime high school football player who is so creepy, odds are they are either a pedophile or rapist, or both. Usually resembles a plump, rodent-like creature.

1) After the dog fighting came out, Michael Vick became an NF Felon.

2) Girl: Ew, Maddie, that weirdo is totally hitting on you!
Maddie: OMGSH he is such an NF Felon!!!

by theistallion November 30, 2011

pre-felonated first name

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

by jayskind1 May 14, 2016

gellin like a felon

are you gellin like a felon?

cause i sure am

by Dr Scholls August 10, 2003

felony flier

a flip flop issued to people in jail for shower shoes.

She had nothing but her felony fliers to walk in.

by Mercedes Dc May 26, 2008

felongti

A word used in a song by The Jones Revival. It means a place where they hang people!

I discovered the felongti. There were dead things and feces everywhere!!!!

by Johnny Beckons June 23, 2006