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FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022
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felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022
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Felching

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.
Those two homosexual men have been Felching.
by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023
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Felcher

Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.
I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.
by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023
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Felcher

The guy fucks the girl in her ass cums in it ,the girl shits it the cum back out with extras on a glass table and the felcher comes in sucks it up with a McDonald's straw. He's a cumshot corntitshit sucking through a McDonald's straw kind of felcher.
Daniel became such a felcher gobbling up gooey goodness lips puckered tight around that McDonald's straw tongue molesting the side and ends of it consuming every tasty morsel of semen.
by ArrogantFuckmanwhore February 16, 2024
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025
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