stayin' faded

The act of remaining in a semi conscious state for a number of hours due smoking good weed. "Stayin' faded" could be defined as little 'out of it', or to the point of complete human disfunction, and total loss of reaction/thought.

chilla #1: yo, buddy?

chilla#2: ...

chilla #3: dude, that guy is stayin' faded

by jsnob420 July 7, 2010

fucken faded

lost from the moment

i was there but i was'nt, lost in the situation i was so fucken faded

by picklelakerladygirl December 12, 2012

voss faded

To be cross faded on vyvanse

Guy #1: Remember when Jimbo was voss faded at Lolita?
Guy 2: Duuude

by George Peabody Twerkington IV December 14, 2015

Max Faded

Very high / stoned / elevated

"I'm max faded at Grandma's house"

by Max Faded July 24, 2016

boujee faded

wine drunk, or getting drunk in a fancy way

“i’m getting boujee faded tonight”

by boujeefuckingfaded October 4, 2017

butt faded

To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.

As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.

"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."

"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."

by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017

David faded

taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.

Dude, Cullen is so david faded.

by CJ Hall October 28, 2018