When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.
by powersaver23 August 9, 2010
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An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
Failenn is the bomb.
by jabjab January 10, 2013
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Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018
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Get the false metal mug.Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.
Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.
Steven: I hate False hangups.
Steven: I hate False hangups.
by me278 August 1, 2007
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by Failzentation master May 12, 2010
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