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Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi March 01, 2018
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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