Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

by Butt Fuck Egypt December 6, 2018

Fact checker

Someone who is censoring anything that goes against the narrative, disguised as a "fact checker", skips any proof that goes against the narrative

this was proven false by the fact checkers

are you stupid? do you really think those are real fact-checkers?

by t00c00lforscho00l February 27, 2022

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 22, 2017

facts b

a New York Nigga can not finish a sentence without saying facts b

Him: yo that was lit b

new yorker: deadass facts b

by uuujjj June 6, 2017

big facts

A phrase you use when someone says something you agree with

Guy 1: Hillary Clinton is such a cunt!

Guy 2: Big Facts

by Chettywap January 19, 2018

true fact

True fact, as opposed to those trixy false facts.

I laughed at Dick Cheney when he was making fun of what Kerry said....and then Dick said "It's a true fact!"

More people should make fun of Dick.

by .O.:. March 20, 2004

alternate facts

Lies

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.

by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017