Funk'n'wagnalls

A publishing company that became a term used to express anger or confusion, and to replace a swear word.
Made famous by Eric Cartman in the popular "South Park" series.

Me: Did you fill the car up with gas?
Douche: Oops, I forgot.
Me: Funk'n'wagnalls, are you retarded?!?

by Anthony Pecone June 25, 2007

Funk Fuck

The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.

The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.

(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.

(Calling out an unusually uptight someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.

by catface October 20, 2008

funk-bomb

a woman who has the appearance of poor hygiene, thats ill-mannered that wants to sleep with your well-groomed son.

ghetto, wears perfume purchased out of Walgreen's department store mixed with a lot missed opportunities for a good shower.
Wears a cheap tired sewn in weave and see nothing wrong with having neon green finger nails and neon orange toe nail polish on at the same time!!
That girl was such a funk-bomb, she needs to get it together.

by lovinglee226 November 6, 2007

Funk in the Bunk

A sex move originated at Fordham University involving two guys, one girl, and a bunk bed. One guy sits on the long edge of the bunk with his legs hanging down. The girl then has sex with the guy on the top bunk while hanging her head and body down off the top bunk(she is suspended by the legs which are held down by the top bunk guy) and gives a blow job to the guy on the lower bunk.

"It sucks that we have bunk beds!" "Not when you can funk in the bunk."

Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.

Have you three funked in the bunk?

by Hughes Hall L-Train December 7, 2009

funk dat

an expression used to convey a sense of disappointment or disapproval.

You think I'm gonna let you take my car again? Funk dat!

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

Funk Fighters

Funk Fighters is a brawl stars club full of all the pro players and is the best club global.

they have goats like ach, ging, gent, mogul, and more!

oscar: "hey have you heard of funk fighters?"
ging: "of course, its the best club global"

by ginginsdagamer December 24, 2021

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003