fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.

"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "

by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016

Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Fattening

The collective term for a group of chonky cats.

I missed feeding time for my chonks by 1 minute and the whole fattening almost murdered me for it!

by palauanguy86 April 8, 2022

Fattah Amin

Fattah Amin

Fattah Amin

by Taenun June 25, 2022

oober fatty

someone who eats alot but doesn't nessesarily gain alot of weight

that skinny bitch is an oober fatty because she eats ten brownies and doesn't gain an ounce

by savie-wavie July 19, 2007

Special Fatties

Fat mentally handicapped children that run around playing tag at lunchtime during school. They often wear clothing that is too tight and reveals more than necessary. Often times there is a slight unsavory stench about them.

The fat children or "Special Fatties" running around Mcdonald's playplace... and at your local high school that has a special aid program.

by The Kiddos June 19, 2010

SHUSH FATTIES

What a person says when s/he is immersed in loud, obnoxious fat people

Jack was listening to those fat, loud people talk on and on until he couldn't take it anymore. "SHUSH FATTIES" he hollered, causing the overweight people to be silent.

by starsVSroses February 11, 2015