esoteric

A grand statement in a meeting that alienates your managers and peers leaving everyone in a state of awkward disbelief and silience.

His esoteric statment caused such and uncomfortable vibe in the room that the meeting could not contiinue.

by traderboy January 19, 2011

EssTeeEffYuu

STFU;
A way to say STFU to completely annoy people
and make them look like idiots;

Usually used in the Gamer Talk,

Simple as that.

Player 1: Dude Wtf

Player 2: EssTeeEffYuu noob

by EssTeeEffYuu August 27, 2009

Esite

To be very excited in a flamboyant and colourful way.

"Im very esite for the party tonight!"

by Franklin Lawrence 2 July 23, 2010

Esoteric Language

A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.

Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."

by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017

Esteban

A not cool guy, who is emotionally unavailable. He takes everything from the women he is with without ever giving back. When he gets angry he will try to stab you with his words.

He is an Esteban

by Yes no yes wait actually no. June 8, 2018

Esoteric

Esoteric means any information that is uncommon, or only known by a few.

Have you ever visited Get Esoterics website at getesoteric

by GetEsoteric April 4, 2019

Esteban

An all out amazing guy he is allways gonna be there for you and never let you go your worries and problems will all go away whilst talking to him. He makes everything better not only to help but to get to know you and care for you

Esteban: im allways gonna be here im not going anywhere
Girl: thanks i dont want you to go anywhere but closer

by Anonymus citizen June 5, 2019