England

English people are pissed off that American's think they drink tea and say 'spiffing' and shite.

Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.

Yes, if it wasnt for England, America wouldnt be as we know it. Then again, if it wasnt for America, England wouldnt be what it is today either.

Face this fact: The two countries can't survive without eachother. Get over it, get on with your lives. (:

(written by a proud English woman) ;D

England: America has a loaaad of fat people
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L

by EnglandIsStillBetterThanUSAx January 21, 2011

ENGENE

ENGENE is the official fandom name for the South Korean boy group ENHYPEN. The name was announced on October 9th, 2020.

ENHYPEN and ENGENE share the same DNA to connect, discover, and grow together.

Tsa "What is ENHYPEN's fandom name?"
Jay "ENGENE."

by engenebestfandom July 22, 2021

England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.

The England football team are shit

by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016

England is my city

Some stupid shit Jake Paul said in his shitty rap

England is my city ITS EVERY DAY BRO

by covfefe20 June 17, 2017

england vs america

An ongoing rivalry between the most idiotic dregs of English and American society. No matter how the argument begins, it generally amounts to misinformed/biased historical citations and ridiculously stereotypical insults being thrown back and forth between both parties. It is more often than not an exercise in which everyone openly displays their narcissism and ignorance while releasing pent up aggression that would be better focused toward the government official or representatives responsible for the political offense rather than "Random American/English Citizen #1,035."

In other words, a colossal waste of time that gives haters an excuse to hate and further deepens the misunderstandings/cultural boundaries between the two supposedly allied nations.

Hey, did you see that topic about England vs America? They all sound like ass holes.

Some common arguments in England vs America: "I'm not a Brit! You're a Yank!" "My country saved your country so HA." "Because you're a ___ you're obviously ___, ___, ___ and ___ so I hate you and anyone like you! Now, respect my opinions and nationality. >:(" "<ANYTHING regarding WWII or the American Revolution>"

by anonymouspacifist May 10, 2011

England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010

Englaland

"Englaland" Is the the original name of "England", one of the Constituent coutries of The United Kingdom of Great Britian & Northern Ireland. Englaland translates into; "The home of the Angles", who were one of the first civilisations who populated England; The Anglo-Saxons. "Native" Englanders are a mix of Celts (Celtic), Angles (Anglo-Saxons) And various other ancient civilisations who invaded Ancient England and "mixed" in.

Person1: "Hey are you from Englaland?" Person2: "Don't you mean England?" Person2: "They're the same thing, idiot."

by Englunder July 10, 2010