Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

emerged

When someone or something begin for the very first time

when he emerged into the world he was very tiny and pink

by alikepetrichor August 7, 2017

emergefied

When people have emergencies ALL THE TIME.

Annette: "All these mfer's are emergefied."
Bruce: "oh, i know right? EVERYTHING IS AN EMERGENCY! THEYRE SO EMERGEFIED

by Emergification November 6, 2017

emerei

Emerei is usually a short girl 5’1 never 5’2 and usually isn’t into sports can be very sassy and knows when people are irrelevant, Emerei’s are usually good at singing and have great taste in fashion

Emerei got the solo in choir today

by Someone who isn’t irrelevant January 30, 2018

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018

Emerae

The most beautiful spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtaking, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to her. she is nice yet very honest. She will tell it like it is. Very inellegent and active. She takes every word she says into great thought. She Makes everyone laugh but sometimes they are laughing at her. She is very careful with her actions but approaches them in a careless manner. She is extermely talented. Loves her close friends and family so much she would lay her life down for them. And when she sets her mind to something there is no going back. She is confident in her skin and has self respect for herself which makes guys admire her even more. She would never let a guy get in the way of her education. She is strong and able to live with no man. She is headstrong, and good with tools. As for guys they all love her but none have the courage to ask her out. she always sets her mind on one guy and that one guy only and she will stop at nothing to make her hers. She is sucessful in anything she does and does it with pride. in the end she is a beautiful, smart, sweet, determined girl that everyone is friends with.

If only I had a Emerae in my life.

Dang your so lucky to be with emerae.

by KarmaClout December 1, 2018