one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

elephant mans hat

a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in

i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat

by big dean July 24, 2009

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

white elephant

an unwanted gift that one has no use for

I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

the elephant

a kamasutra sex position that is very painful but very enjoyable at the same time. It's when you put both of your legs to the side closing them and the guy inserts his weener in you the penetration is deep how most woman and men like it =

ohhhhhhhh yes i love it when you fuck me like that thank god for the elephant position

by Ceee Son January 17, 2008

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004