straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

the career ender

the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg.

Holy shit, Steve-O just did the career ender!

by heartagram82 November 5, 2003

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

enderdot

A generic minecraft youtuber who switched to overwatch because he was losing subs and couldnt win in pvp anymore.

Enderdot is silly

by Nenja December 17, 2016

Double Ender

When you happen to fart and burp at the same time.

*burp* *baaarp*, god, that was a double ender! i think i may have to wipe!

by Erik3k July 21, 2008

edher

This person is a god of gods and a king of kings

He’s such an edher

by KingGooseNeck July 2, 2019

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008