Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Drawer

A place to hide alcohol, weed, condoms, dildo, math, crack, kokaine, more weed, even more weed, beer, and pencils

My weed is hidden in my drawer for no fucking reason.

by IchBinHartWieKruppstahl September 26, 2019

whore drawer

Toys found in basket or nightstand adjacent or near a bed for quick sexual pleasure.

Eve couldn't cum, so I told her to reach in the Whore Drawer to get the rabbit and lube.

by Xique October 3, 2019

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

Lukes Bottom Drawer

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it

“that place is as cursed as lukes bottom drawer”

by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018

Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.

"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."

by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017