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Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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deep sea diving

by Pete November 10, 2004
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pube diving

Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.
Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!

Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.

Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.
by Venezia November 8, 2006
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divine intervention

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.
Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.
by LittleNuccio July 21, 2005
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Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.
Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.
by Pattycakes August 4, 2014
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mung diving

Mung diving is when you and your friend (or enemy) go through the obituaries and find a recently dead hot chick, go to the graveyard and dig her up, lay her next to the gravestone, then you and your friend flip a coin. the loser has to put his/her mouth on the dead girls vag and the winner jumps from the top of the gravestone onto the dead chicks stomach shooting dead juice into the loosers mouth.
swallowing is optional depending on the nature of the bet
fuck you dude, we will settle this the manly way.... were mung diving to settle this
by shadowplyr July 26, 2008
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