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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
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distraughtingly

basically a sentence starter that I made up. ITS A THING NOW OK.
distraughtingly, I lost my bookmark.
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top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.
That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.
by comp1banter May 18, 2011
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The Sky District

The Sky District is a mobile marketing company that was founded in May, 2009 by 21 year old entrepreneur, Jason Martin. The Sky District is located at the Center for Innovation in Grand Forks, ND and currently serves small to medium size businesses in the Midwest region of the US. We offer our clients cutting edge mobile technology and create, manage and measure the results of each campaign.
We are going to integrate The Sky District's mobile marketing strategies and solutions into our marketing plan.
by bizstartups November 21, 2009
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red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.
by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018
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Marshwood School District

A pulsating tumor on the way of living in Southern Maine, Marshwood School District consists of three towns; Rollinsford NH, (Rich Dickheads) Eliot, ME (A group of hillbilly farmers) and South Berwick. (A festering pit of lawyers and whores)
Person 1: Boy, I sure love learning at Marshwood School District.

Person 2: You coming to that Juul party this weekend?

Person 1: You bet!
by Ponyboy667 September 8, 2018
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