by Logan Fletcher May 30, 2006
Get the Grave Disordermug. 1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
by You_are_like_me October 24, 2009
Get the Thought Disordermug. Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium May 3, 2022
Get the Ni-disordermug. NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.
"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome
by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015
Get the no stress disordermug. A disorder in which internet users accumulate a large number of tabs in their browser as a result of not being able to delete them with ease.
by Kerolf January 2, 2012
Get the Tabbing Disordermug. AKA manic-depressive disorder. This is when a person gets really sad for some time, crying for no reason, contemplating suiceide, avoiding people, stuff like that. Then, one day it'll be over and they'll be all happy-go-crazy and stuff, buying a lot of stuff, turning promiscuous, and showing a general ecstacy and lack of foresight. This is a serious psychological disorder and should not be taken lightly. If you or a friend show signs of being bipolar seek help IMMEDIATELY! With proper support it is easy to treat.
Yo, when's Bipolar Bill gonna get out of his depressive phase?
I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.
I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.
by Melanie October 13, 2003
Get the bipolar disordermug. Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"
by kansas54 April 20, 2017
Get the mental disordermug.