destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.

You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.

by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005

Destructed

The art of destruction. To have something destroyed.

I no longer have use for this, I'm gonna have it destructed.

by GeeAitch (thanks Riss!) April 1, 2009

Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 7, 2009

Anal Destruction

Ass pumping a girl so hard that it rips and swells the anus.

Girl 1: Ouch! My ass hurts.
Girl 2: Why does it hurt?
Girl 1: Because I had rough anal sex last night and it may have ripped.
Girl 2: HAAHHAAH Talk about anal destruction.

by Inferno98 July 6, 2010

destructoid

A videogame blog that allows you to read hardcore info on games. you can create your own blogs as well.

"Hey I looked on destructoid.com and i saw this game. then i went to my profile and blogged about it myself with the lead editor. cool."

by james brown the second January 6, 2009

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009