deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Full Deck

When you go to some sort of event and there is a whole mess of jokers there.

This implies that there are no other cards in the deck, and the deck is full of nothing but jokers.

"God! Take a look at all these jokers!"

"I know dude. This party is all full deck."

by audiopants February 22, 2008

demockery

noun
an absurd or hypocritical imitation of the democratic system of government

That last election was so obviously rigged, I must live in a demockery.

Was Andrew Jackson's signing of the Indian Removal Act a total demockery or what?!

by SNAAB93 September 7, 2013

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Double Decker Eiffel Tower

A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.

Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?

That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.

Oh. Sweeeeet.

by Youeatmonkeys November 14, 2010

krysta decker

The most beautiful, amazing, perfect girl you will ever meet. She will keep you up at night just thinking about her. She will be your first, and your last thought every single day. From the first glance you will fall for this girl, with her perfect personality, perfect eyes, perfect smile, perfect everything! She will make you fall madly in love with her, and you are going to wish she is your wife, even before you know all about her.

Damn, Krysta Decker is so perfect!!!

Krysta Decker is one day gonna be my wife!!!

by Wazowski_Pola June 1, 2017

Deckie

A surplus member of a ship's crew, soley for asthetic value, a hold over from days of sail powered vessels, when skill was required for navigation and control of the vessel. Now a days they simply stand around on the bridge or deck, working on their tans, or reading romance novels. typically can be found day dreaming or asleep. Often enjoys dressing up in uniform, and asking vast amounts of questions of the engineering department. A deckie relies on the engineers to take care of the ship and its operations. Virtually helpless.

Passenger- Sir can you tell me the name of the ship?

Deckie- Hold on let me call the engine room.

by Bisquickandturkey101 December 2, 2011