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Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.
Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!
Wenis Docking by TheMrSka May 23, 2021
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a nice dicking 

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman
Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

a good dicking 

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.
He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.
a good dicking by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

dicking around 

To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around
A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"
dicking around by Sec Tse March 13, 2008

diamond dicking 

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.
Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."
diamond dicking by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009
Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.
Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
desking by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.
Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?
Urb-Dicking by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008