deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Decker

Decker is a high strung animal. A decker usually is seen pacing back and forth and appears to be talking to himself. At random times a decker will start yelling profanities. A decker usually feeds on rockstars and nicotine.

Watch out Decker is starting to run low on nicotine and might melt down.

by Shoeguy12 August 22, 2019

Icy Decker

The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.

#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!

#2 You sick fuck

#1 Guilty!

by Mark Scott 69 October 18, 2008

Drug Dealer

Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.

Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.

by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009

Death Dealer

1. A Death Dealer is a Marine Infantry Rifleman or Scout Sniper or Reconnaisance man.

marines with MOS's of 0311, 0317, or 0321. Death Dealer

by 0311 DeathDealer November 4, 2009

Dealerese

The language spoken by, or when contacting, a purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals; particularly if they are of a paranoid nature. Often results in a conversation where neither of the two parties are entirely sure what is being agreed to.

"He was speaking dealerese so somehow agreed to paying 60 quid for a half ounce."

by Mrrrrp March 31, 2009

DealerShop

A DealerShop is a combination of a Dealership and Car Repair, Upgrade and Detail Shop all in one. A combination of car sales and re-sales, and mechanics to fix and upgrade and car engine/body work all in one convenient location.

MEAllen's DealerShop specialize in hot Turbo Car sales, and repairing, upgrading and detailing cars!

by Caehryn September 26, 2012