Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.

“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”

by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

Daiko

1. The protagonist of the Wonderful Journey Myth. An online alias. He, as a real life person, should be a ninja, a badass one too, because he's survived the bullshit, the feminazi crap, and survived all the sickening mush,yaoi,transgender sex, pregnant men, and getting bitched at constantly by Kiki and Angie, He pwns

2. An Inuyasha fancharacter, who is a ninja.

"Daiko hears ya, Daiko don't care"

"Dude, Daiko just treated those zombies with his TATE skill"

by Border Patrol Man October 22, 2004

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

daiquiri dick

The end result of having sex with a girl on her period.

John thought he was turning on his girlfriend more than normal, but later learned it was daiquiri dick.

by MofoJones June 2, 2021

Cherry Daiquiri

A sweet, cherry flavored (non)alcoholic beverage

A false name

This cherry daiquiri is delicious! It makes me look like I'm drinking, but I'll still be able to remember all the ridiculous shit people are doing.

I'm Cherry Daquiri. *It's not my real name.*

That bitch gave me crabs and a cherry daiquiri, so now I'll never know who she was. Fuck!

by Red_October March 8, 2009

Daiquiri

Jacob's woman. rowr.

Daiq is teh sexeh.

by tehwofl October 3, 2003

daisuke matsuzaka

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007