dysgenics 

The opposite of eugenics. Encouraging the least able and least active to reproduce the most. Usually achieved by welfare, it ensures a steady stream of low IQ ethnics and chavs who will be guaranteed to provide Labour votes for decades to come.

The governments encouragement of Pakistani inbreeding via welfare and lax immigration laws is a classic example of dysgenics in action.

dysgenics by Muppetry May 5, 2007

dyslexified

the act of transposing letters or numbers

Dude I tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow I must have dyslexified them. All I get now is a pizza joint.

dyslexified by oilcan905 August 26, 2009

dysgooglia 

A marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)

Ex 1: Are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?

Yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?

Ex 2: Why don't you just ask Kathy to find the address online?

No man, she's got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.

dysgooglia by robosoc February 18, 2010

Dysphagia 

When you can't swallow your food

Johnny: I cant eat my cheeseburger because I have dysphagia
Becky: That sucks but I'll eat your burger

Dysphagia by User569870 November 8, 2019

academic dysmorphia 

a disorder found mainly in freshmen.

Symptoms include: thinking lowly of a 3.8 GPA, have little or no social life, living at the library, and being addicted to barnes and noble.

That girl just cried tears of sorrow when she found out her rank was 16/832... she's definitely an academic dysmorphiac!

academic dysmorphia by dysmorphiac4life July 8, 2009

Dysfunction Junction 

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

Dysfunction Junction by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009

Dyshawn

an extremely handsome, witty, well traveled man who is much desired by women. they are extremely spoiled and need a great deal of attention. they are good dads, and cause others to smile by the simple sight of them. Dyshawns are excellent kissers, and once you find a Dyshawn you must use caution, as they are addicting.

Girl, I met a Dyshawn last night, and Im sprung

Dyshawn by Gurl6 September 8, 2010