dysgooglia 

A marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)

Ex 1: Are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?

Yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?

Ex 2: Why don't you just ask Kathy to find the address online?

No man, she's got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.

dysgooglia by robosoc February 18, 2010

dysgoogled

A transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a Google search.

I was dysgoogled when I used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

My friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.

dysgoogled by dooblecky October 21, 2009