Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.

I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008

meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

X-Dressing

It means crossdressing(when a person of one sex dresses as the other sex).

You saw that crossdresser over there? Man, you almost couldn't tell that it was X-Dressing!

by A_Certain_Fanfic_Reader April 25, 2009

window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.

example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!

by Mikey_C February 21, 2009

Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!

Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".

by yorolandabith May 25, 2011

fuckum dress

a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.

"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress. You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)

by meetdani January 19, 2014

drizzle the dressing

another way of expressing the commonly used phrase "blowing your load"

Destro was so bored he downloaded some pornos and started beating himself silly.
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!

by destro April 29, 2004