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douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag
stop all of this damned douschebaggery!
by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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Dotastasis

The state of being in a "just living" phase whilst serial playing Dota 2 for an undefined period of time, completely oblivious to what's going on around you or your humanly needs. Dotastasis can be deadly if induction is accidental and no source of hydration is within arms length. Typically Dotastasis can last anywhere from 6 hours to 1 week.
Person A: Hey, have you heard from Zain recently?
Person B: Nah, I think he's in Dotastasis again.
Person A: Bloody Dota, why can't he play a good game like League....
by OccupyMajina September 15, 2016
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docusign

The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.
"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
by wbubblegunit December 15, 2017
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Dousin

Dad-Cousin
My cousin married my mom. We call him "dousin".
by Tacos 72 February 16, 2018
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doushe flute

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor
by Heinousness March 4, 2018
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Doushnugget

A doushnugget consists of chucky, foul odored, clumps of bacteria that may or may not carrie a variety of popular s.t.d. 's that drops from the vagina during a doushing. These clumps may measure up to 3 inches and most often resemble a McChicken nugget from McDonalds kids meals.
I was eating cindy belford out when I almost choked on a giant doushnugget. Now I have had exstreme cold sores the cover most my face and mouth. Dirty ,no warning bitch!
by Ray Sissome January 3, 2020
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doushant

Smart, intelligent person who is very wise. Absolute daddy material. Is obviously a Leo.
Hi Doushant! Come sit with us!
Doushant is so smart

It’s Leo season, Doushant is ready to shine!

Get those Tassomai daily goals Doushant!
by Lauren Chadwick October 19, 2019
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