Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

dankski

(adj)to be the dankest of the dank; probably the best thing ever created. only use this word in extreme cases of awesomeness.

person 1: dude, that intense game of ping-ping was so dankski, yo.

person 2: yeah dude. but the game of airhockey was more dankski.

by dankskiyo October 27, 2009

dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.

Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.

by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009

Law of dicks

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)

Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.

by nunzio19 October 5, 2009