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Dan

An amazing person overall! A great friend who is always there for you and is always up for a laugh. Great looking and he has eyes that make you smile not stop.
I want a dan
I got a dan!
Omg im jealous
by A FRIEND1109 May 5, 2013
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Dan

by danbeater November 29, 2010
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Dan

Most appauling person you will ever meet. He'll love you one day, and be content with being "just friends" the next. He'll also expect you to be totally fine with it as well. He's a smart, arrogant ass who is impossible to get off of your mind. Dont get involved in him! He'll only hurt you worse than you could ever imagine, yet you'll still be drooling over his every word when all is said and done.
Brother: Who's Dan? Your boyfriend??

Girl: *bursts into hysterical crying*
by onlymakingitworseformyself April 27, 2010
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Dan

Ok
I'm dan
by Melmelkaskas March 6, 2015
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Dirty dan dan

A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see
Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan
by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022
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dan

An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."
My mate Dan, who satisfies all of the above criteria.
by The 2nd Brother January 4, 2008
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Dan

A douchey over used name usually for a Maldovian fuck head
by Schaasuckmynuts February 12, 2014
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